I’m at Georgia Tech this weekend on Fall Break. Simply put, I don’t want to write a picks column. Without further ado, here are my picks with home teams in CAPS:
Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked Games:
Packers (-7) over COLTS
Eagles (+3.5) over STEELERS
GIANTS (-8.5) over Browns
Cardinals (-2.5) over RAMS
Dunkin’ Donuts Plain Cake Games:
PATRIOTS (-6.5) over Broncos

How can the Saints possibly be favored against a semi-competent team, let alone the Chargers?
PANTHERS (-3) over Seahawks
Chargers (+3.5) over SAINTS
VIKINGS (-5.5) over Titans
KFC Double Down Games:
Ravens (-6.5) over CHIEFS
BENGALS (-3) over Dolphins
Bears (-5.5) over JAGUARS
NINERS (-10) over Bills
Texans (-8) over JETS
Drink Cheerwine Lock o’ the Week:
Falcons (-3) over REDSKINS
Overall record: 27-34-2
Last week: 9-6
Apple Total: -75
Apple Total Last Week: 75